Let Me See If I Got This Right!

[Tincup]

> LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT?
> IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS
> HARD LABOR.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED
> INDEFINITELY.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
> IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
> IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD
> FROM AGAIN.
> IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A
> SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
> IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO
> POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
> IF YOU CROSS THE //U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
>
> * /A JOB,
> * /A DRIVERS LICENSE,
> * /SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
> * /WELFARE,
> * /FOOD STAMPS,
> * /CREDIT CARDS,
> * /SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
> * /FREE EDUCATION,
> * /FREE HEALTH CARE,
> * /A LOBBYIST IN //WASHINGTON
> * /BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR
> LANGUAGE
> * /THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT
> YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
> * /AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
>
>
> I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION…

 

[HemiMark]

> LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT?
> IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS
> HARD LABOR.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED
> INDEFINITELY.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
> IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
> IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD
> FROM AGAIN.
> IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A
> SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
> IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO
> POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
> IF YOU CROSS THE //U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
>
> * /A JOB,
> * /A DRIVERS LICENSE,
> * /SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
> * /WELFARE,
> * /FOOD STAMPS,
> * /CREDIT CARDS,
> * /SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
> * /FREE EDUCATION,
> * /FREE HEALTH CARE,
> * /A LOBBYIST IN //WASHINGTON
> * /BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR
> LANGUAGE
> * /THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT
> YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
> * /AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
>
>
> I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION…

You got it right brother.........You live in Mass?? go vote for
Senate candidate Scott Brown

 

[duster340]

cant you get your borders alitle closer to me so i can do a quick run for all that

on a more serius note, its almost that bad over here to...

 

[64conv65hard]

Doesn't matter who you vote for, they all fall in line and try to make a career out of it. And why not, They get the best health care and retirement plan that OUR money can buy. They get to vote their own raises. Free travel. Doesn't matter what party, they're all the same, they only need your vote so you can get them started on a lifelong career that has nothing to do about your needs or cares after you get them started.

 

[1MeanA]

Just come to Canada and have a baby then its a Canadian and you can bring your whole family here.

 

[1wild&crazyguy]

Yep...and the world hates us for being cruel to outsiders....

The rest of world is jealous of us, but also laughs at us for over extending ourselves into poverty.