[FONT='Lucida Grande', 'serif']A man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates,
He saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
The man asked, "What are all of those clocks for?
St. Peter answered him, "Those clocks are Lie-Clocks,
Everyone single person on Earth has one.
Every time a person tells a lie, the hands on your clock will move.
"Oh", said the man, "whose clock is that one?" pointing his hand.
St. Peter answered, "That clock belongs to St. Theresa. Notice the hands
have never moved indicating she never told a lie."
"That's incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That clock belongs to Abraham Lincoln. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
life."
"Where is Barack Obama's clock", asked the man.
"Obama's clock is in Jesus' office," replied St. Peter.
"He uses it as a ceiling fan!"[/FONT]
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates,
He saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
The man asked, "What are all of those clocks for?
St. Peter answered him, "Those clocks are Lie-Clocks,
Everyone single person on Earth has one.
Every time a person tells a lie, the hands on your clock will move.
"Oh", said the man, "whose clock is that one?" pointing his hand.
St. Peter answered, "That clock belongs to St. Theresa. Notice the hands
have never moved indicating she never told a lie."
"That's incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That clock belongs to Abraham Lincoln. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
life."
"Where is Barack Obama's clock", asked the man.
"Obama's clock is in Jesus' office," replied St. Peter.
"He uses it as a ceiling fan!"[/FONT]
