65LoveAffair
Whovian
A man saw a lie-detecting robot advertised in a store and bought it. He took it home, and set it up in the kitchen right before dinner. During dinner, he explained to his son about the robot and told him if he lied, the robot would know and it would slap him. He then asked his son what he did after school that day. The boy, not believing about the robot, replied, "Oh, just some schoolwork." With that, the robot slapped the kid upside the head. The boy quickly said, "I mean, I was over at a friend's watching a movie!" The dad then asked, "What movie did you watch?" The boy replied, "Toy Story." And got another slap on the head from the robot. "****!" the boy shouted. "We were watching ****!" The dad had a disgusted look on his face and said, "When I was your age, I didn't even know what **** was!" The robot slapped the father. The mom burst out laughing and said, "Well, he is your son after all!" This earned the mom a slap as well.
