yellow73dart
Well-Known Member
A preacher was sitting in front of the church . Lil johny came around the corner holding a bottle of liquid . lil johny appeared to be fasinated by this substance . The preacher couldn't help but wonder what had captured his attention so much , so he called out "lil johny what do you have there". Lil johny replied "this is turpentine the most powerful liquid in the world !" The preacher stopped him and said "lil johny thats not the most powerful liquid in the world". Lil johny then asked "well if its not then what is ?" The preacher said " holy water ". Lil johny with a confused look on his face then asked "how is holy water more powerful than turpentine ?" The preacher answered " I can rub holy water on a pregnant womans stomach and she will pass a baby boy ". Lil johny shook his head and said " that aint sh*t ! I can put a drop of this on a cats a** and it will pass a motorcycle !"
