Little Johnny 1

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Little Johnny was in english class and the teacher asked the class to use the word beautiful twice in a sentence.

Little Bonnie raised her hand and said "The beautiful dancer danced beautifully"..
Very good the teacher said.

Little Steve raised his hand and said "My mom looked beautiful in her beautiful new dress".
Very good the teacher said.

Johnny was the only one with his hand up at this time, so the teacher had to call on him.

Johnny said: "Last night at dinner when my sister said that she was pregnant".
My dad said "Beautiful, f%cking beautiful"...
 

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