Little Johnny 3 new words

[krazykuda]

Little Johnny was learning new words.

"Mom, what's a p%ssy?"
Mother pointed to a cat and said, "That's a pussy."

"Mom, what's a *****?"
Mother pointed to their female dog and said, "That's a *****."

Johnny wanted to check this out with his father. "Daddy,!" he said excitedly. ""What's a p%ssy?"

Father pulled out a Playboy and drew a circle around what's between the model's legs. "Son," he said, "that's a p%ssy."

"Well, Dad, what's a *****?"
"Everything outside the circle." replied his father.

 

[72demon440]

That's funny!

 

['64 Cuda]

I'm almost afraid to ask what the 3rd word is, but.......

 

[krazykuda]

I'm almost afraid to ask what the 3rd word is, but.......

There's only 2 words.

I should have made the title "Little Johnny 3 - New words"


But you can't edit the title after you post and notice the ambiguity....