Little Johnny was learning new words.
"Mom, what's a p%ssy?"
Mother pointed to a cat and said, "That's a pussy."
"Mom, what's a *****?"
Mother pointed to their female dog and said, "That's a *****."
Johnny wanted to check this out with his father. "Daddy,!" he said excitedly. ""What's a p%ssy?"
Father pulled out a Playboy and drew a circle around what's between the model's legs. "Son," he said, "that's a p%ssy."
"Well, Dad, what's a *****?"
"Everything outside the circle." replied his father.
"Mom, what's a p%ssy?"
Mother pointed to a cat and said, "That's a pussy."
"Mom, what's a *****?"
Mother pointed to their female dog and said, "That's a *****."
Johnny wanted to check this out with his father. "Daddy,!" he said excitedly. ""What's a p%ssy?"
Father pulled out a Playboy and drew a circle around what's between the model's legs. "Son," he said, "that's a p%ssy."
"Well, Dad, what's a *****?"
"Everything outside the circle." replied his father.