Little Johny is in class and the teacher is asking who can use the word "beautiful" twice in a sentence.
First, she calls on Mary. "The beautiful ballerina danced beautifully."
"Very good", says the teacher.
Next she picks Jenny. "The beautifuy swan swam in the beautiful pond."
"Very good", says the teacher.
Finally, thinking that this is a "safe" subject, she calls on Johnny.
Last night at dinner, my sister told us she was pregnant. My dad said, "Beautiful, f*cking beautiful"....
First, she calls on Mary. "The beautiful ballerina danced beautifully."
"Very good", says the teacher.
Next she picks Jenny. "The beautifuy swan swam in the beautiful pond."
"Very good", says the teacher.
Finally, thinking that this is a "safe" subject, she calls on Johnny.
Last night at dinner, my sister told us she was pregnant. My dad said, "Beautiful, f*cking beautiful"....
