Logic

[philllyc]

Male Logic
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Critical Thinking At Its Best!

W oman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?


Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?


Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day
which puts your spending each month at $450.
In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?

Man: Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer,
that money could have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after accounting for compound interest
for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a new Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where's your Ferrari?

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[diymirage]

that's like saying you can save money if you quit smoking
it aint like that money will magically be left over, it will disappear somewhere

 

[magnumdart]

Guy doesn't drink much.

 

[69FBCuda]

3 beers a day, I'm luck if I get 3 a month !

 

[65LoveAffair]

that's like saying you can save money if you quit smoking
it aint like that money will magically be left over, it will disappear somewhere

Tell me about it. MommaCat and I quit four months ago. We're more broke now than before we quit!

 

[zombywoof]

he should have told her that it takes 3 beers before she starts to look good#-o