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Scampire

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A Man finds out he won the lottery and goes to tell his wife
HUSBAND:pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!.
WIFE: OH, what should I pack for, the mountains or the beach?
HUSBAND: I dont care just get the hell out!
 
onehellofadart said:
LOL!!! Could see that happening!!

If your the guilty feeling type and ever win any nice amount of cash, lets say $1000.00 bucks, dich $600.00 for yourself, then tell the wife you won $400.00 and pass it to her. If your lucky, she will most likely only want a 50% split giving you back another $200.00.
PS The good part...She will love ya for splitting it with her. :evil2:
PSS (I've never done this) :---)
 
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