Lottery

[spl440]

Every year Simon entered the State Lottery hoping to win. He never did.
Finally he prayed vigorously, seeking Devine guidance.

One day while walking around at the State Fair, a flash of lightning hit
while he was walking past Suzzie’s stall. She was bending over and Simon
noticed she was not wearing any panties. He could see the number 7
written on both cheeks!! "AN OMEN", he thought.

Simon rushed out and bought a lottery ticket 77. This was truly the gift
he had hoped for.

Sadly he lost again!!! The winning number was 707.


The moral of the story……….. "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE IMPORTANCE OF
ASSHOLES IN YOUR LIFE"!!!!

 

[Unconventional]

 

[harrisonm]

UGHHH. That is so good. It reminds me of Suzzie's sister Molly. She had a "W" tattooed on each butt cheek, And she also never wore underware under her skirts. When she did a cartwheel, it said WOW MOM WOW.

 

[famous bob]

UGHHH. That is so good. It reminds me of Suzzie's sister Molly. She had a "W" tattooed on each butt cheek, And she also never wore underware under her skirts. When she did a cartwheel, it said WOW MOM WOW.

U GUYS NEED SOMETHING TO DO !!

 

[magnumdart]

If you take 8 naked girls and line them up facing forward, backward, forward, backward, forward, backward, backward, backward, you get...titty rump, titty rump, titty rump, rump rump.

 

[diymirage]

If you take 8 naked girls and line them up facing forward, backward, forward, backward, forward, backward, backward, backward, you get...titty rump, titty rump, titty rump, rump rump.

I don't get it...can you draw me a picture?

 

[Bodyperson]

I don't get it...can you draw me a picture?

Its classic Mozart... sheesh

 

[magnumdart]

Its classic Mozart... sheesh

And here I thought it was the Lone Ranger.

 

[Bodyperson]

And here I thought it was the Lone Ranger.

I'm probably wrong. Maybe a picture WOULD be better. Ha

 

[diymirage]

Its classic Mozart... sheesh

Oh, were talking music (I was thinking visual)
In that case...you mean Johan Straus...senior

 

[Bodyperson]

Oh, were talking music (I was thinking visual)
In that case...you mean Johan Straus...senior

Rossini wrote the theme that was used by the Lone Ranger. Still need pictures though.

 

[diymirage]

Rossini wrote the theme that was used by the Lone Ranger.

I don't think I've ever seen it..
I thought you meant this

 

[Bodyperson]

Titty rump titty rump titty rump rump rump

 

[Bodyperson]

 

[Jadaharabi]

It titty butt not titty rump

 

[Revhendo]