love dress

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barbee6043

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Mom's in town and stops in unexpectedly to visit the daughter-in-law. knocks on door.. no answer.... walks on in. smell of perfume, music on, rose pedals all over the floor.. there lying on the sofa is son's wife.. completely naked!

she explains, she's wearing her "love dress". drives her guy crazy! mom uncomfortable, leaves....

gets home and decides maybe this love dress thing is a good idea..... husband comes home to find smell of perfume, soft music, flowers all over the floor... the wife lying on the sofa, completely naked... he asked " what the heck"!!????

she answers this is my "love dress"..

he replies: IT needs ironing... what's for supper?????????????

gunshot follows....
 
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