PlumCrazyJay
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>> A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his
>> badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his
>> hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle,
>> biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other
>> aisles. Meanwhile, Granddad is working his way around, saying in a
>> controlled voice, "Easy, William, we won't be long, easy, boy."
>>
>> Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say,
>> "It's okay, William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here.
>> Hang in there, boy."
>>
>> At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of
>> the cart, and Granddad says again in a controlled voice, "William,
>> William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes;
>> stay cool, William."
>>
>> Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather
>> is loading his groceries and the boy into the car.
>>
>> She said to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my business,
>> but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole
>> time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he
>> got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very
>> lucky to have you as his grandpa."
>>
>> "Thanks," said the grandfather,
>>
>>
>>
>> "but I'm William .......the little ****'s name is Kevin."
