Marijuana Filled Firewood

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Rob

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"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hiding' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hiding' it there."



"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.


Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"


"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to get-R-dun)
 
HaHaHa good one.
our tax money is helping someone.:grin:
 
I heard pretty much the same joke only the italian son is in prison and his 70 year old dad tells him he cant make tomato paste cause he,s too old to dig the garden. So the son writes him thats good because he has a body buried in the garden. next day the feds come and dig up every inch looking for the body. Couple days later the old man gets another letter from the son asking if the help he sent got the job done and if so to go ahead and plant the tomatos.
 
daredevil said:
I heard pretty much the same joke only the italian son is in prison and his 70 year old dad tells him he cant make tomato paste cause he,s too old to dig the garden. So the son writes him thats good because he has a body buried in the garden. next day the feds come and dig up every inch looking for the body. Couple days later the old man gets another letter from the son asking if the help he sent got the job done and if so to go ahead and plant the tomatos.
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another good one:bom:
 
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