Miss Beatrice....

[inkjunkie]

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful?

I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!" The pastor fainted.

 

[69MOPE]

Whats better than roses on a piano?.................................................................Tulips on my organ.

 

[67 Power Wagon]

LMAO That is fricken hilarious!

 

[inkjunkie]

Whats better than roses on a piano?.................................................................Tulips on my organ.

You Sir.....have made my day....Thank You....have not laughed this hard in a while....

 

[67 Power Wagon]

you both are a couple la goofs, I've cracked up the FIRST time I red what you wrote Doug, and then follows Tulips on my organ....OMG!

LMAO

 

[inkjunkie]

When I first met Ernie I asked her if she liked flowers....and suggested where she could plant her tulips....but seeing as how pretty much nothing offends her all she did was....