Mommy Mommy jokes

[Mark Wainwright]

Mommy Mommy can I go play with grandma.
No dear you've already dug her up twice this week

 

[JDMopar]

Mommy Mommy! Can little Johnny come out and play baseball?

Honey, you know little Johnny doesn't have any arms or legs.

We know.....we're gonna use him for 2nd base!

 

[6PakBee]

Mommy, mommy, why am I going in circles? Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.

 

[Unconventional]

 

[RustyRatRod]

"Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts"

"Shut up and eat what's on your plate"

 

[Mark Wainwright]

"Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts"

"Shut up and eat what's on your plate"

 

[64conv65hard]

Mommy mommy give me a fork!
Why do you need a fork, what's wrong with your spoon?
Billy just threw up an I only want the big pieces!