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Russian dolls are so full of themselves.
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it.
I was riding a donkey the other day when someone threw a rock at me and I fell off. I guess I was stoned off my ***.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ‘Uno, dos…” and poof! He disappeared without a tres.
Whiteboards are remarkable
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it.
I was riding a donkey the other day when someone threw a rock at me and I fell off. I guess I was stoned off my ***.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ‘Uno, dos…” and poof! He disappeared without a tres.
Whiteboards are remarkable
