Mood Ring

[71produster]

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
Bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
Able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
Turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
Big ******* red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ***.

 

[longarm]

I sprayed pop all over the place!
Good One!

 

[briankaplan]

Ouch! Lol.

 

[Cuda Hunter]

!! Hilarious !!

 

[OldVart]

UHuh. Yep. That would doi it all right.

 

[memike]

You got me good 71produster! Still can't stop giggling =D>

 

[Xcptshnl1]

My first husband thought it would be funny to buy me a set of iron skillets for Valentines day. :evil4:

The doctor told him the stitches would leave just a little scar after the plastic surgery and the anger management classes got me in touch with my feminine side.:cheers:

 

[dodge-n-it]

good thing it wasnt a shotgun or something in that nature.

the mood ring sounded like a good idea until it turned on him