>>A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked
>>you at 80 miles per hour, sir"
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>>Al says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your
>>radar gun needs calibrating."
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>>Not looking up from her Cook book, Ruth says: "Now don't be silly dear,
>>you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
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>>As the officer writes out the ticket, Al looks over at Ruth and growls,
>>"Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
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>>Ruth smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector
>>went off when it did."
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>>As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector
>>unit, Al glowers at Ruth and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman,
>>can't you keep your mouth shut?"
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>>The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
>>seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
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>>Al says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when
>>you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
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>>Ruth?says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat
>>belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
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>>And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket Al turns to Ruth
>>and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?"
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>>The officer looks over at Ruth and asks, "Does your husband always talk to
>>you this way, Ma'am?"
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>>I love this part....
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>>"Only when he's been drinking."
>>you at 80 miles per hour, sir"
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>>Al says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your
>>radar gun needs calibrating."
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>>Not looking up from her Cook book, Ruth says: "Now don't be silly dear,
>>you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
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>>As the officer writes out the ticket, Al looks over at Ruth and growls,
>>"Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
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>
>>Ruth smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector
>>went off when it did."
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>>As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector
>>unit, Al glowers at Ruth and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman,
>>can't you keep your mouth shut?"
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>>The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
>>seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
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>>Al says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when
>>you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
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>>Ruth?says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat
>>belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
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>>And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket Al turns to Ruth
>>and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?"
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>>The officer looks over at Ruth and asks, "Does your husband always talk to
>>you this way, Ma'am?"
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>>I love this part....
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>>"Only when he's been drinking."
