Mullinax95's Girlfriend Likes Mopars

[momoparman]

Whoa.....Um....that scarring looks pretty serious....I don't think there is enough plastic in the world to surgerize that mess back into the fine thing it once was...ugggh....missing fingernails? Better stock up on viagra cause that thing is gonna be ugly 4 ever.

You might want to start rehearsing your "It's not you, it's me" speech and start looking for a new handy.....errrr hotty.

Mop

 

[momoparman]

I ran into her fat sister the other day....she said hi and how come you never call her anymore.

I told her that your latest sweetie had been in an accident and that you would be calling soon.

She e-mailed me some glamor shots for your use?

Mop

 

[RustyRatRod]

I bet she can really "give someone the finger".

 

[64physhy]

No mistaking which way she's pointing

 

[mopardrt]

this has became quite a SHOCKER

 

[mullinax95]

You didn't tell us she was in an accident. Looks pretty serious. Will she recover?

OMG! Thats bad! I hope she will recover.

I ran into her fat sister the other day....she said hi and how come you never call her anymore.

I told her that your latest sweetie had been in an accident and that you would be calling soon.

She e-mailed me some glamor shots for your use?

Mop

Her sister such a nice gal.... to bad she is over weight and not my type.

I bet she can really "give someone the finger".

:-D

No mistaking which way she's pointing

:-D

 

[4fortyDemon]

I never had this much fun on other Mopar sites.. I'm just about having a hernia from trying to not laugh. My wife's asleep not 4 feet from the computer and she'd s*it if she saw this thread! I gotta "hand" it to you all- this is stand up comedy!!!

 

[CudaChick1968]

LMAO 4forty! Welcome to the nut house.

I can handily tell at a glance you're going to fit in nicely here.

 

[4fortyDemon]

I guess my curiosity is getting the best of me but, WHOSE finger stinks afterward?