My first joke in a long time "No Offence"

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A Cardinals fan, a Cubs fan, and a Yankee's fan are climbing a mountain, arguing about who loves his team more.
The Yankee's fan insists he's the most loyal. "This is for New York ", he yells and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Cardinals fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells "This is for St. Louis!!" and pushes the Cub fan off the mountain :grin:
 
......and the Yankees fan broke his fall while the St Louis fan slipped and hit his head, all while the Red Sox fan was watchig this, drinking a cold beer, laughing his @$$ off!

The End


Did I make it better? :cheers: Is that not how it happened?

(ducks) Oh, Crap! Here comes the "how many rings do you have" argument. GO PIRATES!!


Good one, Memike! keep 'em coming!
 
Bigdummy said:
lol
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it was wasn't it :cheers:

ProStreetDuster said:
Lol
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one of my best :happy10:

1969dodgedartgt said:
:) good one
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Thank you, glad I could put a smile in your day :grin:

CudaChick1968 said:
Perfect!
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LMAO :iconbigg: You so good :iconbigg:

65LoveAffair said:
That wasn't funny!!! :angry5: :D
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I will try and do better next time :eek: :happy10:

SleeperScamp said:
Lol ... Go rangers !!!!!!!!!
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:grin:

krazykuda said:
The best "offence" is a good "defence"...
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So true :cheers:

lrazor said:
Perhaps, you've heard the one about the Dodgers fan and the Giants fan?
It's not funny at all!
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Not yet, but we could hear it :happy10:

RogerK said:
......and the Yankees fan broke his fall while the St Louis fan slipped and hit his head, all while the Red Sox fan was watchig this, drinking a cold beer, laughing his @$$ off!

The End


Did I make it better? :cheers: Is that not how it happened?

(ducks) Oh, Crap! Here comes the "how many rings do you have" argument. GO PIRATES!!


Good one, Memike! keep 'em coming!
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You made it better :cheers:
Thank you Roger :cheers::grin:
 
The problem I had with this joke memike is that it actually was funny. I just really didn't want to admit it. I love my Cubbies against all common sense. Granted, I know they usually suck so I am a realistic Cubs fan. But I have to show a certain amount of indignation when I hear a joke at their expense. As a Cubs fan, it is in my contract to do so!
 
Good one Mike. I took this pic on opening day for the Cardinals. This guy was getting a lot of greif.
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65LoveAffair said:
The problem I had with this joke memike is that it actually was funny. I just really didn't want to admit it. I love my Cubbies against all common sense. Granted, I know they usually suck so I am a realistic Cubs fan. But I have to show a certain amount of indignation when I hear a joke at their expense. As a Cubs fan, it is in my contract to do so!
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Well said and duly noted 65LoveAffair :happy10:
I have two brothers that are under the same contract to do so :iconbigg:

toplscuda said:
Good one Mike. I took this pic on opening day for the Cardinals. This guy was getting a lot of greif.
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:cheers: wow I bet he was :iconbigg:
Thank you for sharing that picture :grin:
 
65LoveAffair said:
The problem I had with this joke memike is that it actually was funny. I just really didn't want to admit it. I love my Cubbies against all common sense. Granted, I know they usually suck so I am a realistic Cubs fan. But I have to show a certain amount of indignation when I hear a joke at their expense. As a Cubs fan, it is in my contract to do so!
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Making sure you are still under your contract on your birthday :cheers:
 
RogerK said:
......and the Yankees fan broke his fall while the St Louis fan slipped and hit his head, all while the Red Sox fan was watchig this, drinking a cold beer, laughing his @$$ off!

The End


Did I make it better? :cheers: Is that not how it happened?

(ducks) Oh, Crap! Here comes the "how many rings do you have" argument. GO PIRATES!!


Good one, Memike! keep 'em coming!
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yup thats just how it happen'd and the red sox fan would have climbed that mountain too, if he was not busy eating chicken wings and drinkin beer, like the red sox players....LOL! ( can you tell I'm a yankees fan? )
 
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