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Douglas Bader was an RAF fighter pilot during WW2.
He lost his legs in a plane crash but still flew war planes.
He was eventually caught by the Germans and put into POW camp.
He attempted to escape many times so the Germans took his legs away.
He lost his legs in a plane crash but still flew war planes.
He was eventually caught by the Germans and put into POW camp.
He attempted to escape many times so the Germans took his legs away.
My wife called me to tell me that there was a warning light on her dashboard. She said it was an exclamation mark in parenthesis with some squiggly things underneath it.
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When I was divorced and single I dated a women who told me, “I’d rather live my life than document it”.
She’s gone, but I’ll never forget what she said.
I know this is a joke, but it reminded me….
When I was divorced and single I dated a women who told me, “I’d rather live my life than document it”.
She’s gone, but I’ll never forget what she said.
An 85-year-old man went in for his routine physical, and the doctor handed him a small jar.
“Take this home,” the doctor said, “and bring back a sperm sample tomorrow.”
The next day, the man came back with the jar — completely empty and spotless.
The doctor raised an eyebrow. “What happened?”
The old man sighed. “Well, Doc, I tried with my right hand… nothing. Then my left hand… still nothing. So I asked my wife for help. She tried with both hands, then her mouth — first with her teeth in, then without — but no luck. So we even called our neighbor Arleen. She tried with her hands, her armpit, and even between her knees, but still nothing.”
The doctor, horrified, said, “You asked your neighbor to help?”
The old man shrugged and said, “Yep… none of us could get the damn jar open!”
“Take this home,” the doctor said, “and bring back a sperm sample tomorrow.”
The next day, the man came back with the jar — completely empty and spotless.
The doctor raised an eyebrow. “What happened?”
The old man sighed. “Well, Doc, I tried with my right hand… nothing. Then my left hand… still nothing. So I asked my wife for help. She tried with both hands, then her mouth — first with her teeth in, then without — but no luck. So we even called our neighbor Arleen. She tried with her hands, her armpit, and even between her knees, but still nothing.”
The doctor, horrified, said, “You asked your neighbor to help?”
The old man shrugged and said, “Yep… none of us could get the damn jar open!”
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Mark Wainwright
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Mark Wainwright
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