My Luck
- Thread starter Mark Wainwright
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That's funny but people who litter need to grow up. You'd get a smack up side the head in my house
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My first walker
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We had a safety meeting at work today. They asked me "what steps would you take in the event of a fire?"
I said "f'in big ones!?"
Apparently that was not the right answer.
I said "f'in big ones!?"
Apparently that was not the right answer.
A school teacher asked her class to make a sentence containing the expression “I presume”.
One little girl held up her hand and said: “Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes so I presume the dishwasher was broken.”
“Very good” said the teacher.
Another one said: “This morning, my father drove the Volkswagen out of the garage. I presume the BMW wouldn’t start.”
“That’s excellent” says the teacher.
Little Johnny at the back of the classroom gets up and says: “Yesterday I saw grandpa leave the house with a newspaper under his arm and he headed for
the bush, I presume that....”
The teacher interrupted him and said, “I stopped you because you have no idea what your grandfather was going to do, so you can’t presume anything.”
Johnny says, “Please Teacher, let me finish my sentence.”
The teacher says, “Very well. Continue.”
“As I was saying, I saw my grandpa heading for the bush with a newspaper under his arm. I presume he was going for a **** because he can’t read.
One little girl held up her hand and said: “Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes so I presume the dishwasher was broken.”
“Very good” said the teacher.
Another one said: “This morning, my father drove the Volkswagen out of the garage. I presume the BMW wouldn’t start.”
“That’s excellent” says the teacher.
Little Johnny at the back of the classroom gets up and says: “Yesterday I saw grandpa leave the house with a newspaper under his arm and he headed for
the bush, I presume that....”
The teacher interrupted him and said, “I stopped you because you have no idea what your grandfather was going to do, so you can’t presume anything.”
Johnny says, “Please Teacher, let me finish my sentence.”
The teacher says, “Very well. Continue.”
“As I was saying, I saw my grandpa heading for the bush with a newspaper under his arm. I presume he was going for a **** because he can’t read.
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Jeff Seighman
aka jeffnmo
Or a fully grown woman that knows everything but don't!
diymirage
HP@idle > hondaHP@redline
Id dare submit to you that allowing your kid to act like the top picture, will lead to him acting like the bottom one
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Probably seen this one before
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Unconventional
Well-Known Member
Isn't this the truth?
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