My trip to costco

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Evildart

Evildart

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Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake.

I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)


Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care,because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's *** and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was Laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
 
Okay, I could see where it was going, but it still made me LOL.

Thanks for a laugh.

Joe Dokes
 
Starting my day off right with a huge bag of laughs! :) Now off to Summit.
 
That is pretty funny, I have heard it before but with a different twist. He stepped off the curb to smell a woman's ***.....
 
I heard another variation. The wife had put her husband on a dog food diet on the reccomendation of his doctor. After a couple of weeks the Dr ran into the wife and when he asked how he was doing,she told him he had died. He asked what happened, and she replied thaat he was lying in the middle of the street licking his whang and a car ran over him.
 
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