My wife fell asleep on the couch the other night. As she laid there, her mouth gradually fell open. feeling a little mischievous, I quietly took two aspirins and placed them in her mouth. As the aspirins dissolved, she woke up and asked me, "What did you do?
"I put two aspirins in your mouth."
"Aspirin? I don't have a headache."
"That's what I wanted to hear!"
"I put two aspirins in your mouth."
"Aspirin? I don't have a headache."
"That's what I wanted to hear!"
