Never tell your wife you are leaving her while driving on the expressway

[dodge freak]

Husband died in crash 'after jilted wife hit the handbrake while travelling at 60mph

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...and-Alan-pulling-car-handbrake-60mph-row.html

A woman caused a car crash that killed her husband by pulling on the handbrake at 60mph during a row, a court heard yesterday.

Caroline Meeking, 45, allegedly locked the rear wheels of the Ford Escort after husband Alan, 49, who was driving, called her a ‘slut’ and told her he was leaving her.

The car skidded for 20 yards and smashed side-on into an oncoming Rover which was travelling at 50mph, killing Mr Meeking instantly.

:wack:

 

[Burntorange70]

B$#%^es be crazy.

 

[Joe Dokes]

Didn't he know that the correct order for this is the following.

Convince wife to give you Road Head in the car, is she was such a slut this should not have been a problem.

Once glue is spilled continue to your destination.

Once at destination, let her out of car, THEN kick her *** to the curb.

Can't fix stupid.

Regards,

Joe Dokes

 

[bigall]

Now that sounds like a good plan,lmao.

 

[Old Tired Rebel]

Well that's another way to get out of a marriage and screw your wife over at the same time.