The naive young bride had never seen a man naked. Accidently seeing her fiance in the shower, she's shocked and totally confused, so she decides to ask her family doctor about the male anatomy.
"Doctor, what was that appertenance sticking out from his body?"
"Well ma'am, that's called a *****"
"Oh. Well, what are those two hairy globes located about 12" back from the end?"
"Well, ma'am, on him I couldn't say. On me, it's the cheeks of my ***!"
"Doctor, what was that appertenance sticking out from his body?"
"Well ma'am, that's called a *****"
"Oh. Well, what are those two hairy globes located about 12" back from the end?"
"Well, ma'am, on him I couldn't say. On me, it's the cheeks of my ***!"
