Robbie2734
Lambcharger
:joker:Merry Christmas to all
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the
verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful
hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become an auto
mechanic.
He found out from the local technical college what was
involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently and learned
all he could. As the time for the practical exam approached, the
gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with
tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that h e had obtained a
score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor saying, 'I don't
want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered
if there has been an error that needs adjusting?'
The instructor said, 'During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together
again perfectly which is also worth 50% of the mark.'
The instructor went on to say, 'I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of
it through the muffler.'
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the
verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful
hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become an auto
mechanic.
He found out from the local technical college what was
involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently and learned
all he could. As the time for the practical exam approached, the
gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with
tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that h e had obtained a
score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor saying, 'I don't
want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered
if there has been an error that needs adjusting?'
The instructor said, 'During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together
again perfectly which is also worth 50% of the mark.'
The instructor went on to say, 'I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of
it through the muffler.'
