Rob
Well-Known Member
HOW DO YOU GET INTO HEAVEN?
> >I was testing the children in my Newfoundland Sunday school class to
> >see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.
> >
> >I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
> > and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"
> >
> >"NO!" the children answered.
> >
> > "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and
> >kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
> >
> >Again, the answer was, "NO!" By now I was starting to smile.
> >
> >Hey, this was fun! "Well, then, if I was kind to animals
> >and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband,
> > would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.
> >
> >Again, they all answered, "NO!" I was just bursting with
> >pride for them.
> >
> >Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
> >
> >A six-year-old Newfie boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE F*CKIN' DEAD.
> >I was testing the children in my Newfoundland Sunday school class to
> >see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.
> >
> >I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
> > and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"
> >
> >"NO!" the children answered.
> >
> > "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and
> >kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
> >
> >Again, the answer was, "NO!" By now I was starting to smile.
> >
> >Hey, this was fun! "Well, then, if I was kind to animals
> >and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband,
> > would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.
> >
> >Again, they all answered, "NO!" I was just bursting with
> >pride for them.
> >
> >Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
> >
> >A six-year-old Newfie boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE F*CKIN' DEAD.
