Newspaper Classified Adds

[Xcptshnl1]

Here are a few newspaper adds to brighten you day: :toothy4:

~One man, seven woman hot tub- $850/offer.#-o

~Joining nudist colony, must sell washer & dryer-$300. :thumbrig:

~Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.:tongue6:

~Snowblower for sale...only used on snowy days. 8-[

~Free puppies...part German Shepard/ part sneaky neighbors dog.:grommit:

~ Two wire mesh butchering gloves, one 5-finger, one 3-finger; pair:$15 =; :axe:

~ Cows, calves never bred...also one gay bull for sale. :roll:

~Full-sized mattress: 20-year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.
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~Bill's septic Cleaning- "We haul American-made products". ottytra:

~Get a Little John: The Traveling Urinal- holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer. :drinkers:

~Nice parachute- never opened- used once- slightly stained. :scratch:

~American flag- 60 stars- pole included- $100. :usa2:

~Dinner special- Turkey $2.35, Chicken or Beef $2.25, Children $2.00. ops:

~The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities. :evil4:

~Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!:burnout:

~See ladies blouses. 50% off ! :downtown:

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[prodart340]

those are good ones