No she didn't!

[bamacuda]

A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. “I was only going 40!” the driver protested. “Not according to my radar,” the trooper said. “Yes, I was!” the man shouted back. “No you weren t!” the trooper said. With that, the man’s wife leaned toward the window and said, Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he’s been drinking.”

 

[ramenth]

OOOppps!

 

[4flats]

"Honey, would you be so kind as to reach into the glove box and get yourself a big handfull of SHUT THE $%@^ UP?!?!"