Not bad...

[70DusterBob]

Guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables...

Bartender says: "Now don't you go startin' anything in here!"

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[70DusterBob]

More of a pun really. Some people don't like puns.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

More of a pun really. Some people don't like puns.

I love puns

 

[70DusterBob]

Thanks. I've got more.

 

[diymirage]

Thanks. I've got more.

If you get a chance to post them, don t

 

[DustyDuster]

Do you know who formed the Carpenter's Union? It was a splinter group.

 

[j par]

More of a pun really. Some people don't like puns.

I think the thumbs down came from not the fact that it's not a funny joke or a funny pun it's probably because it's older than the crust in my grandma's underwear! Which is probably no funnier than a submarine with a screen door or a horse with a kickstand....

 

[redchihuahua2004]

Hey, why don't you make like a tree... ...and get outta here!

(any Back to the Future fans here?)

 

[70DusterBob]

Well, I know no one has heard this one cause I made it up:

What do the people in Jamaica ask the cook at dinner time?

What Jamaican?

 

[famous bob]

Do you know who formed the Carpenter's Union? It was a splinter group.

Bout like the guy that invented the stool, his name was John Krapper .