Now THIS is how you sell a car

[Joeychgo]

Salesmanship!

 

[mopardart72]

Baha

 

[goldfish65]

Frankly to me the seller sounds like a loudmouth jerk, hope he doesn't have any kids.

 

[archlab]

Gotta love a sense of humor. Maybe my Dad should've bought the 1982 equivalent (probably a Gremlin?) instead of the $400 State Auctioned....Ex-Police Car (LTD w/ a 460
V8) that I put into several ditches before I finally woke up in one...

 

[moparguy93]

At least this guy is honest

 

[SOUPENE]

ha ha ha ha too cool

 

[Oklacarcollecto]

Car sales 101. That is a cool ad.

Maybe it could be reworded to be a mother in law car also. LOL!!

 

[pettybludart]

Sounds like a Chevette owner.I,d drive it to work and back,a tank of gas would last me more than a month(only 10 miles to work and back)Then come home and jump in the 73 or 66 Darts for a cruise!:happy10:

 

[Burntorange70]

Thats a good one.

 

[skokz]

Awesome!

 

[bamacuda]

Dang! I told my dad to stop running this ad as it reminds me to much of my childhood!

 

[dustergal]

awesomeness has happened.

 

[Dusterdude72]

What the hell???? My dad is selling my car!!!!!!!!!!


Hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Dusterdude72]

That is some very funny stuff......I sure hope that is not a real ad though, if so....the guy is a tool lol.

But still it is VERY funy lol

 

[limelite70]

The truth hurts.

 

[green1]

I used to work my *** off, on the farm, for my grandfather, from 12 years old on. Got my license, wrecked Dad's 60 VW first day. Not Bad.Parents had been keeping most of the money I had earned, So Dad found me a 1960 Ford Galaxy, 292, 2 speed auto. What a tank. But, I understand his reasoning, like the above seller. And it kept my out of trouble, for awhile.
Until I Got a better part time job; Got a wrecked 63 Mercury with a 390 and 3 auto. Wore the mains out; rebuilt it with 406 parts. Won $.
His ad, I love; been there.

 

[dodgepower]

ha........................

 

[slantsixdan]

he's rolling around looking like a faggot in a Ford Focus

Here's me looking like a faggot in my '64 Dart:

I also look like a faggot in my '62 Lancer and my '73 Dart, and I looked like a faggot in my '65 Valiant and my '71 Dart when I owned them, and I looked like a faggot in all the off-brand cars I owned. I looked like a faggot in my '89 D100, though some people thought I looked more like a dyke in that truck, whether I was driving it or fixing it, because it was a truck.

(What's a faggot look like? Well, what's a straight person look like?)

 

[4spdragtop]

Great ad!! As an above poster said the truth hurts!! Could be worse, could be a moped!

 

[green1]

Here's me looking like a faggot in my '64 Dart:

I also look like a faggot in my '62 Lancer and my '73 Dart, and I looked like a faggot in my '65 Valiant and my '71 Dart when I owned them, and I looked like a faggot in all the off-brand cars I owned. I looked like a faggot in my '89 D100, though some people thought I looked more like a dyke in that truck, whether I was driving it or fixing it, because it was a truck.

(What's a faggot look like? Well, what's a straight person look like?)

Dan, you own mopars; no resemblance.

 

[michformulaS]

Couldn't understand why my dad all of a sudden bought an 83 Omni 5spd manual trans, all manua,l with an aftermarket cassette deck, when I was 15....now it makes sense. That Omni actually was a pretty fun car 85mph in 3rd over and over. Tough little thing. I bought a 70 340 Duster when I was still 16. I think my dad still had images of slant 6's when I bought it. He wasn't a car guy. Let him take the Duster for a drive after it was on the road. Asked him what he thought....he was a little concerned and said "It's definitely different.....not sure I like you driving it!" He was a cop and didn't like hearing all the stories later on. I will be smarter with my boy. Cool looking car that is slow....until he can handle it.

 

[pauly v.100]

awesomeness has happened.

Pah !!

 

[slantsixdan]

Dan, you own mopars; no resemblance.

Well, sure, I try to make sound choices (the ex-police Chev Caprice was not one of them, nor was either of the Volvo 245 turbo wagons), but that's beside the point. Calling someone "gay" or "fag" or whatever when you mean to say you think they're stupid is…stupid. It's ignorant and marks ya out as feebleminded. It makes no sense, and it isn't even funny.

 

[green1]

Went back and re-read. I was laughing so hard at "shitty *** fart can", that I missed the "fag" statement.

 

[hemizach]

So wrong, but so so funny, hahahahaha