Ode to my Duster...

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My sincerest apologies to Alfred E. Neuman !

Insert any two syllable car name in there.. Cu-da, Char-ger…you get the idea.

I think the last stanza is the best....

Sung to the tune of "Born Free":

Ode to a Muscle car..

Dus-ter…
I live just to touch you
When I double clutch you
Dus-ter, it gives me a thrill

Dus-ter…
I love your ignition
Your four speed transmission
Your points, your plugs and your grill

Dus-ter…
When I look inside you
The sight of each piston rod
Brings me closer to God

Dus-ter…
I'll wash you and wax you
If some Chevy smacks you
I'll die .. Dus….ter……………….
 
Compliments should go to Mad Magazine..remember them ? :) I think I am showing my age.

Initially written for a MG but it is a chuckle for any 2 syllable car.

What part of Australia are you from. The '47s must be fun to drive. My grandfather was a serious Dodge guy but it didn't rub of in my father who was a Pontiac ..then later chevvy/Olds guy. My father inherited a 60's dodge with push button trans and my dad ripped two pairs of pants on the buttons so it was traded for a StratoChief.

ian :)
 
Nice :D
I'll substitute "Dart-Sport" if that's acceptable.
 
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