Oh Lord!

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ramenth

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Little Johnny walked up to his mom an asked if people went to heaven feet first.

Mom was a little surprised by this random question and asked why he wanted to know.

"Well, Mom, I was outside playing when I heard some strange sounds.
Mrs. Johnson next door was laying in her bed with her feet in the air, yelling, 'Oh, God! I'm coming!' but Daddy was on top of her and wouldn't let her go."
 
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