Mopar to ya
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A very old man, rich and in his late eighties, marries a Las Vegas showgirl. She figures she will screw him to death on their honeymoon and inherit all his money. On their honeymoon, he goes into the bathroom to get ready. She takes off all her clothes, strikes her sexiest pose on the bed, and figures just the sight of her will give him a heart attack. He walks out of the bathroom wearing a rubber, ear plugs and nose plugs. She asks what all the equipment is for. He says " there are two things I can't stand. The smell of burning rubber, and the sound of a screaming woman!"
