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Sid and Mike, were adrift in a lifeboat.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Sid stumbled across
an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.

This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver "one" wish, not
the standard three.
Sid immediately blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into Molson
Canadian beer.
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately
the sea turned into beer and the genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the
guys considered their circumstances.
Mike looked discustedly at Sid whose wish had been granted.

After a long, tension-filled moment Mike said, "Nice going Sid,
Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
 
And just think, I had to wake up at 2:30am and read that.

Cheers Sid. :sleepy3:








Pea in the boat :lol:
 
There were three old guys who decided to go fishing on a very Hot July
day. Jimmy boy picked a small lake because they had a small boat, and they
packed a large cooler full of beer. After they had fished and drank for
some time, Jimmy boy decided that he needed to take a leak. Sid and Mike
told him to go to the back of the boat and take care of his business.
About fifteen minutes passed and Mike asked where Jimmy boy
was? They both turned around and to their surprise Jimmy boy was not
there! They were stuned because Jimmy boy did not know
how to swim. So Mike decided that he would dive in and see if
he could find Jimmy boy. After two attempts he managed to find this guy and
with the help of the Sid a great fisherman, they got him back into the boat.
Sid started mouth to mouth resperation, while Mike started
pounding on the fellows chest, to get the hart started. About ten minutes
passed and Sid that was doing the mouth to mouth pulled back
and remarked that he didn't remember
old Jimmy boy breath being this bad earlier this morning... and then Mike
remarked that - come to think it, he "didn't remember that Jimmy boy was
wearing a snowmobile suit either! " :angel9:

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Sid are you :drinkers: Don't get me started :thumbup:
 
mike was invited to Sid's home for dinner.

His frend Sid preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her
Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

Mike was impressed since he knew the couple had been married almost
50 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen Mike said to Sid,
"I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still
call your wife those pet names."
Sid hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about five
years ago." :wav:
 
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