One for the Ladies!!!

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One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt ! '

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied , 'It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow'
 
Too funny! Thankfully Billy doesn't have that problem (and ya'll wonder why I'm smiling all the time).

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A lady is in bathroom standing in front of the mirror looking at herself. Her husband walks past, sees her standing there and asks what she's doing.

"Do you think I'd look better with a boob job??"

He stops and thinks for a second (smart guy). Feeling ornery, he suggests she start rubbing some toilet paper in between them whenever it occurs to her.

"Why?? What's THAT gonna do?"

He starts backing out of the bathroom before saying, "It worked on your ***, didn't it??"
 
:toothy10::toothy10::smilebox: Thanks, I just spewed coffee all over the keys.... lol

Leanna your naughty... I like you !!
 
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