ONE for the Women

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71produster

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A Woman's Perfect Day



8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses


8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday


8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner


9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil


10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer


10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave


12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor caf�


12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22lbs


1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit


3:00 Nap


4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer


4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body


5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe


7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers


10:00 Hot shower- alone


10:50 Carried to bed; freshly ironed, crisp, white linen


11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling




11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
 
Here's mine:

1. Wake up early and fish most of the day.

2. Come home and work on current project until dinner time.

3. Eat some cheeseburger hamburger helper or something simple.

4. A little nooky then fall asleep. :cheers:

If they only knew it was so easy to keep up happy. :love7:
 
Here's mine:

1. Wake up early and fish most of the day.

2. Come home and work on current project until dinner time.

3. Eat some cheeseburger hamburger helper or something simple.

4. A little nooky then fall asleep. :cheers:

If they only knew it was so easy to keep up happy. :love7:

SO YOU NEVER CRAP OR TAKE A SHOWER. LOL
 
It is just like Jeff Foxworthy said:
Men only want 2 things
I'd like a beer,
and to see something naked.


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