One from the lone star state

[waggin]

Texas SexThe Rodeo PositionTwo Texans were out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions. One said, "Think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?""Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.'

Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds

 

[cannucky]

Here in Canada we wind one hand up in they're hair smack em on the *** with the other and whisper " your the ugliest cow I ever F@#$#@" same 8 second goal tho yee haw

 

[SCredneck]

What's real funny is I just told this very joke to a friend of mine earlier today.

 

[1wild&crazyguy]

Here in Canada we wind one hand up in they're hair smack em on the *** with the other and whisper " your the ugliest cow I ever F@#$#@" same 8 second goal tho yee haw

Really? I thought it was ''oop's It slipped'' and try and hold on. he he

 

[daredevil]

ask someone what sexual position makes the ugliest babies. then tell them the one their mother used and run. lol

 

[cannucky]

ask someone what sexual position makes the ugliest babies. then tell them the one their mother used and run. lol

Thats funny my foremans going to get that one tomorrow and the best part, he's way to fat to even think of making me run lol

 

[cannucky]

Really? I thought it was ''oop's It slipped'' and try and hold on. he he

Sorry bro I don't swing that way

 

[1wild&crazyguy]

Sorry bro I don't swing that way

Just a joke but thanks for telling me?

I really, like others probably, don't wanna know how when or where it is you swing what you swing. lol


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