One too many

[swapdaddyxx1]

Inez and Homer, a pair of good ol rednecks from the mountains of Tennessee, went to the doctor down in the valley to see about a vasectomy for Homer.
The Dr explained the procedure,the cost etc. then asked why he needed a vasectomy. Inez said " Well we have nine kids now and we read in the paper where one of every ten kids born in the US were Mexican and we don't want no Mexican babies cause neither one of us speaks Spanish".

 

[bOb shingler]

they could read?

 

[magnumdart]

Yup...and count too.

 

[Blind Squirrel]

It's called gazinta's. 4 goes in to 4 once. And they both went to oxford. You know down by the river where two ox'es were a fording the river.