What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They cling to women, but one rough spot and watch them run!!!
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Why are bachelors like used cars?
They are easy to find, cheap, and unreliable...
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She was looking for a husband, so she put an ad in the Lonely Hearts column.
She got 50 replies, all saying "You can have mine..."
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They cling to women, but one rough spot and watch them run!!!
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Why are bachelors like used cars?
They are easy to find, cheap, and unreliable...
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She was looking for a husband, so she put an ad in the Lonely Hearts column.
She got 50 replies, all saying "You can have mine..."
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