penguin with car problem

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norshorblufish

By the Big Water
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A penguin was driving down the highway and he started smelling oil and his
car was making some noise. So he takes the next exit and finds a service station. Goes in tells the mechanic the problem.
The mechanic said he'll check it out but it will be about a half hour because
he's just finishing up another car.
So the penguin looks out the window and sees an ice cream shop down the block. So he walks down and gets a vanilla cone. The cones messy and the ice cream drips on him.
He finishes it up and goes back to the service station as he walks in the mechanic looks from behind the penguin's car hood and says looks like you blew a seal.
The penguin says nope just a messy ice cone.
 
ive been telling that one for years but the penguin came to texas and it was so hot he got a half gallon and stuck his face in it trying to cool off cause hes from the south pole and he cant take the heat.
 
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