Please be careful with Drinking !!!

[TXDart]

A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"I'm the Devil," she responded.

"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister."

 

[cudamike13]

This is a word to the wise for all my e-mail friends. I would like to
share an experience with you, it has to do with drinking and driving.
As you know some of us have had brushes with the authorities over the
years. The other night I was out for dinner with a few friends. After
consuming too much Jim Beam, and knowing full well that I was wasted, I did
something I've never done before. Believe it or not, I took a bus
home. Yes, a bus. I arrived home safely and without incident. This
was really a surprise to me since I have never driven a bus before.

LOL!!!!!!!
That was FUNNY!
I'll tell it at work tomorrow.