Pms

[Bigdummy]

> During a sermon, the preacher says to his congregation, "The Bible covers everything. It's all in there. I challenge anyone here to name a subject I can't find in the Good Book."

> A woman in a back pew raised her hand and asks . .

> "What about PMS?"

> Caught by surprise, the preacher nervously thumbs through the Bible before exclaiming, "Oh here it is . . .

> 'And Mary rode Joseph's *** ALL the way to Bethlehem '"

 

[dartcuda]

Now that was good....lol

 

[Longgone]

I like that one! PMS........pack my suitcase!

 

[OldVart]

I think it's called PMS only because "Mad Cow Disease" was already in use.

 

[memike]

Liked it to!!
Can't think this mornin,I must have NYEH still :sad:

 

[Dusterb318]

Like I was always told......

Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.

 

[onehellofadart]

Very good!!