An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light
goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.
"Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm
in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the
night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done,
*poof*! the light goes off?"
"OH MY GOD!" Ethel exclaims.
"He's pissing in the fridge again!!!!".
normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light
goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.
"Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm
in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the
night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done,
*poof*! the light goes off?"
"OH MY GOD!" Ethel exclaims.
"He's pissing in the fridge again!!!!".
