President's Day

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gerrys

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[FONT=&quot]I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter[/FONT][FONT=&quot] and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?".[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Without skipping a beat she said, "It's President's Day!".[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]She's smart, so I asked her "What does President's Day mean?".[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]She replied, "President's Day is when the President steps [/FONT][FONT=&quot]out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have[/FONT][FONT=&quot] 4 more years of Bull ****."[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose![/FONT]
 
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