Mark Wainwright
Well-Known Member
1. Question "In Which Situation, Does Men Start Sweating
In 10 Minutes And The Women Wants To Go ON & ON & ON?
Answer:: "Shopping"
God Bless Your Dirty Mind........
2. OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their appeal.....
3. My new girlfriend works at the Zoo. I think she is a keeper.
4. If time is money are ATM's time machines.....
5. I tried to get a job in a health club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
6. To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
7. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
8. After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "Show me some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.
"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "Is I'd like to see something really cheap."
The clerk handed him a mirror.
9. You should argue with your wife only when she's not around.
10. Some men brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Of course the women all work at 900 numbers....
In 10 Minutes And The Women Wants To Go ON & ON & ON?
Answer:: "Shopping"
God Bless Your Dirty Mind........
2. OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their appeal.....
3. My new girlfriend works at the Zoo. I think she is a keeper.
4. If time is money are ATM's time machines.....
5. I tried to get a job in a health club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
6. To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
7. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
8. After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "Show me some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.
"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "Is I'd like to see something really cheap."
The clerk handed him a mirror.
9. You should argue with your wife only when she's not around.
10. Some men brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Of course the women all work at 900 numbers....
