Retirement Planning For 2008

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Bigdummy

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If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it
would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
$1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, You would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
 
I've been saving for years but then again, I keep using my recycling money to buy more beer. Am I really saving anything then? ;-)
 
hopefully your still saving the calories old fart hahahaa
 
Adam , you made my day this am with the new post about burger king, cant seem to find it now, thanks
 
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