Dusteriffic
Stink finger
I remember this good ol' boy coaching the Oilers back when I was still in high school during the 70's. He pulled no punches.
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/former-oilers-coach-bum-phillips-dies-90-033604675--spt.html
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/former-oilers-coach-bum-phillips-dies-90-033604675--spt.html